John really is the most awesome. Why else do you think they would put his name first in the URL?

When not busy winning ongoing awesomeness competitions, John (a.k.a. J.M. Perkins) writes Action Horror, Speculative Fiction and whatever else will pay the bills.

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Patrick really is more awesome. His name goes second to signal the inevitability of his victory.

When not rubbing John's face in his rarefied awesomeness, Patrick (a.k.a. Patrick Harris) is a graduate student of Rhetoric at SDSU and all-about geek gadfly.