Romney Apologizes to Nation’s 150 Million ‘Starving, Filthy Beggers’

September 18, 2012
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From the Onion.

I’ve been saying for months that Obama is going to utterly destroy Romney in the coming election.  I think major media will still abstain from mentioning this (the ‘neck and neck’ narrative still makes for better TV) but I think it should be fairly obvious to everyone now. The only real question is what will happen in the upcoming congressional elections.

 

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Patrick

The inevitable victor

Patrick really is more awesome. His name goes second to signal the inevitability of his victory.

When not rubbing John's face in his rarefied awesomeness, Patrick (a.k.a. Patrick Harris) is a graduate student of Rhetoric at SDSU and all-about geek gadfly.